sexponents: did soulja boy ever tell em
maleteen: if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
thorinss: this looks like a selfie #lol stranded on an island #wicked sunburn #nofilter #txt it lol
idontneedsavin: yall make gifs from live tv faster than i can get off my couch
lanactrlaltdelrey: Reasons why I didn’t do my English essay: “If you don’t have passion for something, you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.” - Lee Alexander McQueen
Teacher: Name one life-changing event
Me: Finding out about alt+reblog
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
fourlittlehobbits: when it comes to reading i’m either reading 400 pages a day or taking a month to read 200 there is no inbetween
You never really know how many Europeans you...
teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad
meggannn: fourtris-divergent: One day your child will bring home a friend and introduce them and they’ll have the name of a fictional character and you silently whisper “I can’t believe their parents were in ‘that’ fandom!” #i don’t care how cute he is you can’t hang out with cullen anymore
endofunctor: Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
whilelifepassesby: klainecrisser: Eurovision is the only time where Europe doesn’t feel like we are in Narnia FOR ONCE A YEAR WE ARE OUT OF THE CLOSET No wait that came out wrong.. no it came out perfectly
tumblr right now
mooraan: whovians freaking out about doctor who stop yahoo campaign wild europeans celebrating eurovision
ask-hiccup-and-jack: prussiass: ...